Call Centre Conversations

March 10, 2008

This list of call centre conversations is doing the rounds. Would the individuals responsible for these gems please own up?

Even better… if you have any other examples please feel free to add them!! πŸ™‚

Customer: ‘I’ve been ringing 0700 2300 for two days and can’t getPhone
through to enquires, can you help?’.
Operator: ‘Where did you get that number from, sir?’.
Customer: ‘It was on the door to the Travel Centre’.
Operator: ‘Sir, they are our opening hours’.

Samsung Electronics
Caller: ‘Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I’m sorry, sir, I don’t understand who you are talking
Caller: ‘On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly
states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall
socket and telephone Jack before cleaning. Now, can you give
me the number for Jack?’
Operator: ‘I think it means the telephone point on the wall’.

RAC Motoring Services
Caller: ‘Does your European Breakdown Policy cover me
when I am traveling in Australia ?’
Operator: ‘ Doesn’t the Read the rest of this entry »


4 Candles… is this the funniest sketch ever?

September 16, 2007

Every time I see this sketch it just cracks me up!

Is it the best comedy sketch ever written? Ronny Barker and Ronny Corbett with the famous 4 Candles Sketch.

Go on then… name me a better one!!


Oh… oh… what do you think?

Let’s have a vote!

Is Ronnie Barker’s and Ronnie Corbett’s “4 Candles” the best EVER comedy sketch?

1) YES

2) NO

3) Don’t care

Make your own poll

and that will settle the debate!