Just loved this item from Reuters: Man’s headache mystery solved by a bullet
The report says:-
“The nurse looked at him and said, ‘It appears that you’ve been shot,'” the Fort Pierce Tribune quoted St. Lucie County Sheriff Ken Mascara as saying. “And he said, ‘No way.'”
The wife, April Moylan, fled the emergency room when the bullet was discovered but later told deputies she had accidentally shot her husband as he slept early on Tuesday. She was jailed on a weapons violation charge while deputies pursued additional charges.
The husband, 45-year-old Michael Moylan, woke up with a head pain so severe he suspected he was having an aneurysm and asked his wife to take him to the emergency room, deputies said.”
Now… that is one lucky fella. If he’d taught her to shoot better….. 🙂
If she’d been using dum-dums, instead of being just dumb……., he’d have been in bother!
Oooooppppss..I feel a spate of very poor taste puns coming on…… 😉